gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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