um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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