Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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