Don't you send me to vm
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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