guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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