Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Mom said you looked used
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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