I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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