Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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