I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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