I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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