What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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