he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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