why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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