And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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