Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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