Just fell off a train. Bad.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
accomplished twins. life is a go
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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