belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
