She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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