i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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