very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
This toilet bowl is my home.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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