This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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