Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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