I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He passed out mid-signature
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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