This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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