Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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