the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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