I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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