For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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