I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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