Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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