Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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