On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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