Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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