physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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