I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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