The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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