My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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