He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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