If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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