I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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