We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
