Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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