His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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