How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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