I wannas sexs uuuuu
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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