i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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