Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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