How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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