I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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