the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
dude. I can hear the air.
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