quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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